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comedycentral:

An episode of a television program on which one of these #BadJeopardyCategories will be featured.

What is tonight’s new @midnight?

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shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

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tastefullyoffensive:

"Get down, Mr. President!" [video]

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rneerkat:

officer, i dont understand. isn’t wreckless driving a good thing? 

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lipgloss-in-my-veins:

“The closer he looks at the child, the less he sees … The more he looks at it, there’s nothing there. He fears that the more you look at him the less you see. There isn’t anything there.” - John Hughes

i always wondered what the fuck this scene was about

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amazign:

reblog if your icon is the thing you transform into under the full moon

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rememberthstars:

Does it ever end? This is further east than I’ve ever been, but yes Khaleesi even the Red Waste. But you’re sure there is no other way. We go south to the land of the Lhazareen, the lamb men will kill us and take your dragons. We go west to the Dothraki sea, the first Khalasar we meet will kill us and take your dragons.

this came on my dash literally seconds after I watched this scene.

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deanisanactualprincess:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

In which: Joss Whedon fools you into thinking everything is cute and silly and funny

And then rips your heart out and laughs as you sob in a corner at the heartbreaking feels that the finale of this musical gives you ;_;

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railroadsoftware:

wealthy people are incapable of creating culture, they can only consume it or copy it and claim it as their own

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how do fourteen year olds get pregnant, I can’t even get a high five from a guy

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richwhitemom:

turn on: when your phone is on 100%

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cloppinq:

i wonder if dogs think people r cute too

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buzzfeed:

lizdexia:

ohonestly:

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

Be more appealing, Chris Pratt, I dare you.

The Summer of Pratt rages on and I see no end in sight. The Summer of Pratt could last until 2016 for all I know or care. 

May the Summer of Pratt never end.

Source: chrisprattdelicious